Sleep was less than comfortable, but I’m used to sleeping homeless or on the floor of a small room so what do I care?

This morning was ridiculous. We were mad at the landlord lady for trying to charge us 1000 rupees for bringing in a crappy little mattress that we didn’t use, AND she wouldn’t give us the free breakfast. So we left three little gifts in the room for her and continued on our way.  Our next stop was the wifi cafe for breakfast. We really like masala chai. We also rented 3 more scooters that day, so we ended up spending a lot of time as a scooter brigade, killin’ the streets of India. We got our new villa today around 13:00. It’s so magnificently ballin’, we were stoked. It’s an entire house with three bedrooms, a kitchen, shower, sick patio right beside the beach, and a dude who cooks and cleans for us. His name is Shanker, he’s awesome. There are also many coconut trees. Russia climbed one and plucked the most succulent coconut he could get his hands on. We tossed it around for a bit but never actually got it open. I mean we could have if we really tried